For the lady or gent who likes to buzz.

If computers that byte have a virus be sure to run away.

I'm so excited... I'm so scared!

feel da riddem!

I get all the girls i get all the girls!

No explanation for this one it's just random stuff!

Hoist it up there. What? I meant on the back of the truck...

Run it's the paps!

I invented the camera phone. Basically i converged a phone with a camera just with some scotch tape.

Forget about queueing at a bar to buy a girl a drink who hasn't told you she has a boyfriend instead give her the money and slap her ass.

Please wear this t-shirt through an airport!

If you are one of the many people that normally walks around wearing a cape this T-Shirt is the ideal way to remind people who you are!