Anyone remember Maths Circus?

All online buyers should be familiar with these three persuasive words!

It's hard to focus at the best of times without goats clouding the issue.

Cheapskates.

Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine! Liquid football!

For the rockers who lack the energy to learn to play the real thing and focus their energy on imagination instead.

Nothing gets between me and my AK...

Undeniable wisdom.