Constantly getting poked on Facebook? How about in real life? At least wearing this t-shirt you can ask the question and maybe the 'poker' will confess. It could turn out to be a good day after all!

Television's on the blink (there's nothin' on it) I really wanna really big coat (with words on it).

Now stop pestering me. Enough with all the questions every time I want to do a simple task.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it you can take it if you don't send it right back.

You weren't planned but you know we still love you very much don't you?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...actually I'm quite full up now.

I got a degree too! (from a rubbish uni)

The nostalgia is setting in already...