The Reds have been crowned European Champions 3 times!

Man United have 19 league titles under their belt!

Over the years I have become boring and lonely my boss owns me and I drive a beige volvo. Is it too late to make new friends? - yes.

Blue moon rises.

AKA : MDMA or Ecstasy

I would do anything for love but i won't do that!

Get dosed up to the maxi to protect others around you!

Meh!

This has to be said in a really silly voice just like they do on the tv. You like mammoth?

Men at work?!