There's no point lying about it!

Here we go!

The captain requests you surrender your booty for a jolly good rogering.

A middle finger up to the haters of swearing!

Pigs may not fly but Swine Flew!

There is an art to it.

Come on Wayne!

People that understand what business time is. This one's for you!

Beer and football - perfect!

Don't point that gun at him he's an unpaid intern.

It really does.* *Warning tea may not solve everything.

There must be an 'I' in team this tee proves it!