Our Grumpy Old Git Apron makes an ideal gift for either a culinary genius or a dinner dunce. The apron is 100% cotton and made in the UK. Features: 100% cotton. Fixed Neck. Machine washable. Made in the UK.

Our Sex, Drugs & Sausage Roll Apron makes an ideal gift for either a culinary genius or a dinner dunce. The apron is 100% cotton and made in the UK. Features: 100% cotton. Fixed Neck. Machine washable. Made in the UK.

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Our Her Ladyship Apron makes an ideal gift for either a culinary genius or a dinner dunce. The apron is 100% cotton and made in the UK. Features: 100% cotton. Fixed Neck. Machine washable. Made in the UK.

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If you can see a blue glow coming from the bottom of the garden, then this cute little fellow is probably to blame! Our Blue Gnome Light is sure to brighten up the place, no matter where you keep him. Either indoors or out, this hand-sized creature will keep watch and make sure your treasures are safely guarded! The gnome lights are available in three different colours. Either choose your favourite colour or collect all 3 and make a miniature clan. Features: Gnome Light - 20cm. Battery Operated. LED Powered. Great Gift For All.

If you can see a green glow coming from the bottom of the garden, then this cute little fellow is probably to blame! Our Green Gnome Light is sure to brighten up the place, no matter where you keep him. Either indoors or out, this hand-sized creature will keep watch and make sure your treasures are safely guarded! The gnome lights are available in three different colours. Either choose your favourite colour or collect all 3 and make a miniature clan. Features: Gnome Light - 20cm. Battery Operated. LED Powered. Great Gift For All.

If you can see a pink glow coming from the bottom of the garden, then this cute little fellow is probably to blame! Our Pink Gnome Light is sure to brighten up the place, no matter where you keep him. Either indoors or out, this hand-sized creature will keep watch and make sure your treasures are safely guarded! The gnome lights are available in three different colours. Either choose your favourite colour or collect all 3 and make a miniature clan. Features: Gnome Light - 20cm. Battery Operated. LED Powered. Great Gift For All.

I'm sorry, did we break your concentration? Our short-tempered gnome is based on Pulp Fiction's Jules Winnfield, played by Samuel L. Jackson. A hilarious addition to any home, garden or office. Go on, say what again. We dare you. We double dare you! Features: Hilarious twist on the garden gnome idea. Great gift for Tarantino fans. Keep it in your home, garden or office. Dimensions: 17.4 x 16.6 x 27.1 cm

If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you need a gift worthy of giving! Our Gnome-Father is an excellent offering for the Boss of your family. Features: Hilarious twist on the garden gnome idea. Great gift for fans of The Godfather. Keep it in your home, garden or office. Dimensions: 17 x 15.3 x 27.3 cm