Wear this t-shirt just to remind you when you look down who is awesome. That's right it's you!

Sometimes you just have to be blunt. At the end of the day if you are ugly you are bound to get fired.

Don't ever touch my totem!

The number just keeps rising.

Apparently their* the same thing. (*they're)

You better get back quick on the village bicycle before anybody notices that you are not fulfilling your duties as the local prat.

A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.

It's pretty easy to become one really.