Anyone a fan of Scooby-Doo? Thought not.

Drunken logic or thirsty logic - you know it makes sense unless you care about your figure.

'I'm just off to Hartleypool to buy some exploding trousers.'

It's nice to get the little lady something that really shows her role within your family.

Washing Ironing Fucking Etc.

Thanks for the day off!

I'm not Will.

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen.