Impotence may be hard to deal with so show you are no softy!

Are you a VAV? Stranded in countries unable to fly home due to the volcanic ash.

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime minister! Vote now before its too late!

A rude phrase with a hint of wheel of fortune.

It's Wagner. W A G ner.

I might bring you back something nice...

If you see it say it! Thats the way to play it!

Something we say a lot in our house instead of using other offensive words. Give it a try!

Boo!

Worth a shot at asking that lovely man or woman in your life if they want to start the spark back up. Now you can say it with your t-shirt.