If this statement applies to you then we suggest you purchase this t shirt!

This t-shirt can only be bought online. (Same goes for the rest of our t-shirts!)

Apparently everyone knows a 'Dave' and all of them are cool enough to be Nu Rave! If you're not called Dave you might as well buy this tee anyway!

Add me on facebook yeh?

...so don't bother attempting to break in!

Get this on and show you are well on the way to perfection.

Great player.

Bare with me.

You are the predator and top of the sex chain.