Wear this out and let the opposite sex know there might be poor love action for them due to vast amounts of alcohol in your blood stream.

Want to see my super-collider?

Nobody likes a freeloader buy your own you air thief!

So pay up!

I'm pretty sure this prediction of Paul's will come true.

A smart alternative to reducing collisions on the road. However look out for lamp posts and mobility scooters!

Bank holidays and after 6pm its free.