A lovely washing line of little tweed gloves with corduroy trims complete with pegs and numbered for the lead up to Christmas! Why not hang one in the kitchen and fill with treats!

A wash bag with waterproof lining, and drawstring ties. Made in 'man's best friend' fabric featuring different breeds of dogs Can be personalised with intial letter - shown here 'G' pound;10 plain, pound;16 with intial letter

Teacher: lsquo;What did the Israelites do on coming out of the Red Sea? rsquo; Boy: lsquo;Dried themselves, sir. rsquo; A gentleman is a man who gives up his seat to a lady in a public convenience. School Yarns and Howlers takes you back to those happy schooldays, when headmasters wore a cap and gown, maths was learned the hard way and mischievous boys and girls got up to lsquo;high jinks rsquo; in the classroom. This delightful book brings together frightfully funny yarns and classic lsquo;schoolboy errors rsquo;, including everything from silly exam answers to harebrained classroom conversations, all tinged with the quaint and cheerful humour of a bygone era.

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort inthis cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of themost spectacular howlers from school English exams.

If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography exams.

If you don rsquo;t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your left eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, allnew, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.

I think the Rorschach family next door look lovely, but my flatmate thinks they look like church-burning Satanists. Weird. I just killed a mouse. It was a copycat murder. My friend said he rsquo;d give me pound;100 if I did a bungee jump. I wasn rsquo;t falling for that Since 2011,the mysterious figure known only as Sixth Form Poet has attracted over 50,000 followers on Twitter with his offbeat, witty and punladen observations on modern life. This collection brings together the best of his pithy one-liners and whimsical poems, brought to life with Tom McLaughlin rsquo;s quirky illustrations. Dive into Sixth Form Poet rsquo;s world ndash; after all, as he says, lsquo;It would be so cool if I had lots of fans. rsquo;

UFO for Sale Pick-Pocketing Course National No-Breathing Day Turn Your Mouse into a Celebrity Amuse Agents brings together a collection of bizarre hoax advertisements placed in shop windows around England by guerrilla advertiser Preston Likely. From Olympig Games to Genuine Fake Radiohead Autographs, this surreal and subversive assortment gives an unforgettable spin to the everyday art of window-shopping.

ldquo;Don rsquo;t let ageing get you down. It rsquo;s too hard to get back up. rdquo; John Wagner You might not be a spring chicken any more, but that doesn rsquo;t mean you shouldn rsquo;t keep on strutting your stuff! Stay young at heart and see the lighter side of getting older with this collection of funny and uplifting quotations from those who have been there, done it and got the sensible shoes.

Jack brort a cak to school and we all had a pis Captin Cok was a famos exploder I found a spare seal so I quickly sat on it Children are at their funniest when they are trying to be serious, and theirearnest attempts at mastering the English language are a veritable goldmineof unintentional humour, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from theprofound to the downright X-rated. Enjoy this side-splitting collection ofspelling slip-ups and homework howlers.

On Love: lsquo; You get shot with an arrow or something, but it rsquo;s not meant to be aspainful after that. rsquo; The Lord rsquo;s Prayer: lsquo;Our Father which aren rsquo;t in heaven hellip; Halloween be thy name... Deliver usfrom email hellip; rsquo; A dolphin: lsquo;He rsquo;s a slippery creature that breathes out of his arsehole on the top of hisface. rsquo; The world is a confusing place, especially for little ones, and their innocentobservations and questions can often be side-splittingly hilarious. Theycan also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you rsquo;re, say, behind an elderlygentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel asks you... Is that manall wrinkly because he rsquo;s been in the bath too long?

lsquo;The most sincere love of all is the love of food. rsquo; George Bernard Shaw TASTY ADVICE FOR BRITISH BAKERS Sumptuous scones with jam and clotted cream, lemon drizzle cake, Victoriasponge and brandy snaps ndash; just a few of the sweet treats that get Britishtaste buds tingling. So whether you rsquo;re a bread boffin or a pastry pundit,put on your apron, dig out the mixing bowl and start the oven because it rsquo;stime to go baking mad. Here rsquo;s a book packed with recipes and quotations that will sweeten yourday as you bake your country proud.

Little pony play dress for little girls and babies,in super soft camel corduroy.By Wild Things Dresses A stunning little girls dress,handmade in softest cotton corduroy ,with a delightful pony applique face,and floppy wooly fringe. This little dress is sure to be a favourite piece,whilst promoting role play. Grows with your child with two adjustable buttons. Layer with tights, and can also be worn as a tunic. An exclusive Wild Things character play dress.Handmade in the UK by Wild Things 100% cotton European quality super soft needle cord. 30 degree wash.Gentle cycle. Iron on reverse. Available sizes: 6-12m (garment length:44cm, chest 58cm) 1-2y (garment length: 46cm, chest 60cm) 2-3y (garment length: 49cm, chest 62cm) 3-4y (garment length: 52cm, chest 64cm) 4-5y (garment length: 55cm, chest 66cm) 5-6y (garment length: 58cm, chest 66cm)

100% cotton Tea towel designed and made in England with tag for hanging, screen printed with sustainable water based inks size 48cm wide x 76cms longMachine Washable at 50?Hemmed on all four sides and screen printed using full colour process, Sky blue circles frame delicately painted purple and yellow pansies to enhance your kitchen and remind you of summertime all year round. Based on Bridget's watercolours of pansies from life one of her favourite flowers from childhood. Chic checked border interspersed with bumble bees representing Bee Bridget and Teapots, for Tea her sister Tash.Original Bridget Chetwynd design these tea towels make gorgeous gifts to brighten up any kitchen.

A beautifully simple yet elegant dress that hangs beautifully with a bit of swing. This dress works just as perfectly alone as it does when part of an ensemble. The 100% cotton Romilly is a pleated flowing dress with back button opening for easy dressing.

Soft cream fur stocking nice and roomy for cramming with gifts!

Funky cream wool Christmas tree on a frame Height 47cm

Gorgeous soft standing bear with a woolly scarf a jacket and bobble hat ! Please note that this is not a toy. Height

Lovely sitting bear super soft and wearing a bobble hat and woolly scarf Height Please note this item is not a toy